The WOLF of Wall Street

"My name is Jordan Belfort, the year I turned 26 I made 49 Million Dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week"

This movie has got so much advertising going around since the beginning of 2013 that it simply had to fuck your brains out! Starring always fuckable Leo Dicaprio as Jordan -what can I say of him-, Jonah Hill as Donnie (absolutely wanna have a friend like him in my life, hes fucking hilarious) and Margot Robbie as Naomi Lapaglia(the girl most of us wouldn't mind to be).

Scorcesese´s Masterpiece within a long-lasting career hand by hand with Dicaprio as one of his favourites. Leading his all top knotch movies like Shutter Island or Aviator etcetera etcetera. One of my best friends had the opportunity to work on the promotion of Scorcesese's film, and it was because she highly recommended it (and her movie presents like the SPECTACULAR WALL STREET T-SHIRT) & because of my boyfriend's insistance that I couldn't  not LOVE this movie.

It tells the story of young ambicious Jordan Belfort and how he managed to, as a naive innocent young kid who wants to make it as a broker on Wall Street, escalate to the top and became the world's most feracious and sleazoid salesmen! It's a movie based on the real life of Jordan Belfort , and as a true story ,it has to tickle your curiosity. I red somewhere that Leo met with Jordan to ask him how he felt when being referred to as "the wolf of Wall Street". Well here, my small amount of readers( always so humble hhahaha),is a thing you must see for yourselves!

He starts from nowhere and ends up everywhere: on every newspaper, magazine, on everyone´s gossip, on every girl's bed, on every boy's desire to become, on every Bill consumed, on every sale taking place, on every rich man's pocket, on every PILL swallowed!

What´s all this craving about The Wolf?

I know this movie may seem somewhat HARSH. RUDE, EROTIC or whatever synonym movie critics have addressed for this masterpiece. It is true to say though, is more of a boys movie,surrounded by 1000 FUCK WORDS, HOOKERS, ASSESS, DRUGS...

Maybe is because I love the dialogues or cause my boyfriend was abruptly obsessed with the coming out of this movie and kind of gave me the chills about it! He himself is a bit like that innocent Jordan Belfort before he got corrupted.

Eventhough the movie is RUDE and has MENACINGLY words that are not for all ears, they are these which make the movie outstanding.

 It is what makes the movie ALIVE, all this INSULTS, DRUGS, LAUGHING AT THE GOVERNMENT,STEALING, BEING AN ASS,DRUG ADICTS, HOOKERS, PARALETIC HIGH MOMENTS. All along comes, AMBITION, GREED,MONEY, MONEY as the root of all evil. Its all the cune of SIN! Motivating his employees by awarding them with endless mind blowing ATTRACTIONS!

In some sequences our actors filmed for a whole week, feeling physically exhausted and simply unable to deal with their bones. Moreover, had they to contain their laughter because they would just explode. All the drugs we see, the drug abuse and the endless line snorting  is in fact real BABY VITAMINS,VITAMIN D!

I found Mathew Mcconaughey's acting pretty short , but  incredibly amazing! He´s the one that influences Jordan to become the forceful broker he becomes. And is in fact, the one that awakens Jordan's curiosity for all the Wall Street mania.

 

LEONARDO- applause, applause, applause!!!!

He´s not caught acting, he's just simply being, and being precisely the most DAMN FUCKING ASSHOLE in the whole entire world. And for that I give him the credit! He had me laughing nonstop from minute one to the last of all  scenes! Because he´s such an asshole he makes us want to join  him and be part of his clique! He was a conman towards the rich and the government! So what ? He was as clever as hell and managed to sell even the most ridiculous stupid pen! He gave people a reason to believe in themselves, to make rich out of the Rich, he was among all the money he stole a magnificient good person and a complete over-the-ball type of person.Was all this legal? ABSOLUTELY NOT!How can a man do so much drugs and stay focused? Extremely RARE!

A must SEE plus an undisputed success!